A continuation of the Foster Dog tweets: 
Oslo, Norway: Foster Dog narrowly defeated for Nobel Peace Prize. Insiders report attitude towards squirrels as a major factor.
Foster Dog seen wearing admission bracelet for ACU Homecoming Carnival. Any small children missing in the area?
Despite discovery of fibers matching those from tether in her teeth, Foster Dog denies complicity in balloon boy hoax, her agent reports.
Celebrity status brings pressure. Foster Dog considering endorsement deal . . . Foster Dog Grant Sunglasses, of course!
Discussing Halloween costumes with Foster Dog. I’m thinking Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader probably isn’t the best look for her.
Foster Dog settled on costume: Fire Dog. Then found cost of renting fire truck prohibitive. Wishes she hadn’t used permanent ink for spots.