A continuation of Foster Dog tweets from our archives (circa Thanksgiving a couple of years ago):
Celebrating near-freezing temps, Foster Dog proclaims “Squirrels Play Free” Day. No need to leave warm cushion, she explains. Unless . . .
“Squirrels Play Free” Day a scam, local tree rodent union boss warns. Foster Dog licks lips, wags tail ever so slightly.
Foster Dog suggests country venue for Thanksgiving. They have squirrels as big as cows, she says. Those are cows, I say. Whatever! she says.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #10. Sniffing . . . anything . . . and everything.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #9. Gummy Squirrel Snacks . . . large economy size.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #8. Non-Gummy Squirrel Snacks . . . attached or unattached.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #7. Those days I don’t get my ears doctored.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #6. Foster Dog-sized back porch cushions.
Foster Dog’s Gratitude List: #5. Trash can lids that are easily discarded.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #4. Long walks in the cool autumn air.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #3. Finding things left behind by others on long walks in the cool autumn air.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #2. A spirited game of chase . . . won by Foster Dog, of course.
Foster Dog’s Grateful List: #1. Homes for foster dogs.