Once again, we reach back into the hallowed halls of Twitterdom to retrieve a few of Foster Dog’s micro-adventures from years past. Follow us at http://twitter.com/joeycope Watching White House Easter Egg Roll on TV, Foster Dog noted, “Much more entertaining if they would roll squirrels – or even the kids.” When told that her degree [...]
Another look at Foster Dog tweets from the olden days – a couple of years ago. Follow Foster Dog and me on Twitter (http://twitter.com/joeycope). This set of tweets comes from Spring 2010. Lightning crashed. Thunder rolled. “Think I’ll come inside,” Foster Dog said. “You know. So you guys won’t be scared.” Apparently, the savings [...]
These are past tweets from Foster Dog’s venture into Twitterdom — through my account. She’s been asking for her own Twitter account. What do you think? So how did you talk Foster Mom into the organic dog food? I asked. Have you never gazed into my lovely blue eyes? Foster Dog queried. In the [...]
Another look at Foster Dog tweets from the past — winter 2010. You can follow Foster Dog and me at http://twitter.com/joeycope. Pressing for a recall of that ball I chase, Foster Dog confided. Problem? I ask. Sometimes it just lies there, she says. When told that Phil Schubert was new ACU president, Foster Dog quipped, [...]
A continuation of Foster Dog tweets from early 2010. Follow Foster Dog and me at Twitter. Foster Dog retracts earlier tweet for clarity. Devil pacts cause earthquake!? Not even dogs buy that one. God, tho, even loves the confused. Speak any foreign languages? Foster Dog asked. A little Spanish, I say. How about you? Malamute, [...]
A continuation of the replay of tweets and Facebook posts from years past. This group comes from December 2009. Follow Foster Dog and me at http://twitter.com/joeycope! With Christmas over, Foster Dog considers weight loss options. Doing away with Foster Dad seems most likely avenue for success. Foster Dog: Taking Foster Dad on a walk [...]
A continuation of Foster Dog adventures in Tweetdom (Twitter) from a couple of years ago. Understanding there will be openings, Foster Dog applies for NTSA webmaster job. How hard could it be NOT to post classified information? President Obama humbly states others are more deserving of Nobel Prize. Foster Dog gratefully blushes in her own [...]
Continuation of Foster Dog tweets from our archives. Tweeted around Christmas 2009. Thinking conspiracy theory, Foster Dog wonders if there is a sinister connection between “swine flu” & “when pigs fly.” End times material? After patiently waiting for snow for 2 days, Foster Dog brands local weathercaster as charlatan. Hours practicing flake-frolicking wasted. New cushion [...]
A continuation of Foster Dog tweets from our archives (circa Thanksgiving a couple of years ago): Celebrating near-freezing temps, Foster Dog proclaims “Squirrels Play Free” Day. No need to leave warm cushion, she explains. Unless . . . “Squirrels Play Free” Day a scam, local tree rodent union boss warns. Foster Dog licks lips, wags [...]
A continuation of Foster Dog Tweets from our archives: Foster Dog to sue Veterinarian General over claim that chocolate is bad for dogs. Settlement possible if extra jerky treats are endorsed. Turned away at polls, Foster Dog mounts a 1-canine campaign against discrimination. Phone efforts dismal. Paw too large to dial cell phone. Foster Dog [...]
Sunday, March 4, 2012
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