A continuation of Foster Dog adventures in Tweetdom (Twitter) from a couple of years ago. Understanding there will be openings, Foster Dog applies for NTSA webmaster job. How hard could it be NOT to post classified information? President Obama humbly states others are more deserving of Nobel Prize. Foster Dog [read more]
Continuation of Foster Dog tweets from our archives. Tweeted around Christmas 2009. Thinking conspiracy theory, Foster Dog wonders if there is a sinister connection between “swine flu” & “when pigs fly.” End times material? After patiently waiting for snow for 2 days, Foster Dog brands local weathercaster as charlatan. Hours [read more]
A continuation of Foster Dog tweets from our archives (circa Thanksgiving a couple of years ago): Celebrating near-freezing temps, Foster Dog proclaims “Squirrels Play Free” Day. No need to leave warm cushion, she explains. Unless . . . “Squirrels Play Free” Day a scam, local tree rodent union boss warns. [read more]
A continuation of Foster Dog Tweets from our archives: Foster Dog to sue Veterinarian General over claim that chocolate is bad for dogs. Settlement possible if extra jerky treats are endorsed. Turned away at polls, Foster Dog mounts a 1-canine campaign against discrimination. Phone efforts dismal. Paw too large to [read more]
A continuation of the Foster Dog tweets: Oslo, Norway: Foster Dog narrowly defeated for Nobel Peace Prize. Insiders report attitude towards squirrels as a major factor. Foster Dog seen wearing admission bracelet for ACU Homecoming Carnival. Any small children missing in the area? Despite discovery of fibers matching those from [read more]
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